Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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