try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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