so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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