I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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