Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Randomize