we're blogging at a bar
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
