the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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