the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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