So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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