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He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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