i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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