dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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