Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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