Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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