just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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