maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Is this like a preordered booty call?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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