Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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