i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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