i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Randomize
