For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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