no. you can't hotbox the world.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
the liver wants what the liver wants
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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