is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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