New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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