yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Randomize
