JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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