He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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