they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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