There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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