I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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