More tranny stories later!
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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