So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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