He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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