You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
only you would photoshop your dick
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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