nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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