Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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