We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
did you just send me my own nude
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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