respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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