we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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