I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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