Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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