don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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