The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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