Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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