dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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