its not stalking. its research.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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