oh fat girl friday strikes again...
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Blood and glitter go together right?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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