How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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