just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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