You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
and you fell through a lawn chair
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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