i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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