So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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