this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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