I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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