do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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